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"APPLETON, Wisconsin (AP) -- Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin has been stripped of her title because pageant officials say she can stand." Apparently in Wisco, although you can eat fried cheese and bratwurst till you explode, having a degenerative muscular disease and riding around on a scooter simply doesn't cut it on the wheelchair pageant circuit. To wear the state Ms. Wheelchair crown, you gotta be really, really fucking disabled. Full article here. (via Whatevs)