Fat Asian Baby

The Bravery vs. the Killers smackdown finally reaches Page Six. So it was like this: apparently Brandon was all Sam and his friends are such posers. Then someone else called Sam's band a prefab boy band. But Sam was all Brandon's just jealous cause his band is the new "It" band. But all the cool kids are like starting to get tired of them and stuff cause they're so popular. And Sam feels all bad talking trash about Brandon " because it's like hitting a girl. It's like picking on a kid in a wheelchair because he has no personality and no sense of humor at all." Ahem, did we not see this coming from a mile away? And speaking of hitting girls and picking on kids in wheelchairs... Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Get out your mumus and Mad Dog, folks, trailer parks are the new choice lifestyle of the rich and famous.

Christopher Guest mockumentary style no longer funny, or at least, so he says.

Mets finally win a game.