Monday, June 13, 2005
Briefs
"This is indeed a sad day in the world of Jewish parody rap." 2,000 late to the party, 50 Shekel jumps on the Jesus bandwagon.
New York still suffering from the delusion that it wants the 2012 Olympics, but at least the Mets get a new stadium out of the deal.
Scarlett Johansson wants to do it in the backseat of a car.
Madonna explains to the world that sometimes she "was being overtly sexual for the sake of showing off." Fortunately, those days over, and now she can devote herself fulltime to sprinkling herself with Kabbalah water and telling small children to shut the fuck up and listen to her undoubtedly riveting story.
New York still suffering from the delusion that it wants the 2012 Olympics, but at least the Mets get a new stadium out of the deal.
Scarlett Johansson wants to do it in the backseat of a car.
Madonna explains to the world that sometimes she "was being overtly sexual for the sake of showing off." Fortunately, those days over, and now she can devote herself fulltime to sprinkling herself with Kabbalah water and telling small children to shut the fuck up and listen to her undoubtedly riveting story.
