Thursday, June 16, 2005
FAB Glows With Pride
This morning, I received the following email from Shlong:
Clearly, my work here is done.
dangerous amounts of beer, chips, and cheese are being
consumed. every time jason [Shlong's skinny gay roommate FAB met during Chicago excursion. We're actively trying to bulk him up with beer and cheese.] is served something with melted cheese, he mentions you.
why oh why are you not here in mexico with us?
Clearly, my work here is done.
