Monday, June 27, 2005
Jennifer Aniston denies she's slumming it with Vince Vaughn. Yeah.
Postal workers in South Carolina totally baffled and alarmed by vibrating package. Call in bomb squad, FBI, EMTs, fire department. Turns out to be "a novelty gift."
After having inexplicably conquered the Great Hohan, Mandy Moore, and a whole host of other hot teenage stars, the inexplicably famous Wilmer Valderrama tries to convince full grown adults that he's cool enough.
Pete Doherty, apparently not having much luck laying off the junk, squeals like a gleeful little girl as he pretend marries Kate Moss at Glastonbury. Umm...you guys are weird.
Hey guys, Elle Macpherson is back on the market.