Monday, June 06, 2005
Shockingly, the man behind Katie's curtain is none other than
In other news, Tom really really really wants us to know that Scientology is pretty neat-o, and we should just sit real still and try not to be scared.
In other surprising news, turns out, Nation of Islam bigwigs aren't all that keen on discussing claims that Malcom X was a homo.
Kelly Osbourne keeps it in the family and checks back into rehab.
