Thursday, June 16, 2005
Verily, We Have No Soul
We fully acknowledge that we would probably be horrified if someone stripped us down and painted us green, but we just can't stop chuckling to ourselves about this story:
I mean really, it has all the elements of comedy. Drunk British adolescent boys, nudity, green paint, and ogres. What more do you want from life?
"A BULLY was jailed yesterday for 27 MONTHS — for painting a pal green so he looked like Shrek.
Sick prankster Kieran Jackson, 20, turned terrified Ernest Hothersall into the movie ogre after a booze binge.
He punched his victim twice and ordered him to strip naked. Jackson shaved Ernest’s head and chest with electric clippers, then slapped paint on his head, arms, torso — and even his manhood...Ernest fled to the town centre in just his trousers and was taken to hospital. But staff were unable to remove the paint."
I mean really, it has all the elements of comedy. Drunk British adolescent boys, nudity, green paint, and ogres. What more do you want from life?
