Wednesday, June 15, 2005
The World in Briefs
Russian village cooks a big ass omelette using 11,000 eggs to kick some Hungarian village's world record with their wimpy 5,000 egg omelette.
Crazy robot Tom Cruise hires a minion to follow Katie Holmes around everywhere she goes in order to "keep Katie on the path." Right dude.
The Sun has breaking news: according to doctors, smoking, drinking, and overeating are, like, bad for you or something.
And if, for some reason, you want to take a diet tip from Mama Spears, you should be drinking cranberry juice with that vodka, not Red Bull. Cranberry juice totally helps with UTI's y'all.
Pete Doherty is so totally Kate Moss's bitch.
Crazy robot Tom Cruise hires a minion to follow Katie Holmes around everywhere she goes in order to "keep Katie on the path." Right dude.
The Sun has breaking news: according to doctors, smoking, drinking, and overeating are, like, bad for you or something.
And if, for some reason, you want to take a diet tip from Mama Spears, you should be drinking cranberry juice with that vodka, not Red Bull. Cranberry juice totally helps with UTI's y'all.
Pete Doherty is so totally Kate Moss's bitch.
