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Ever the fashion-forward daily, the New York Times heralds Daryl Kerrigan's great comeback. Isn't this like her 9th return to glory already? We're pretty sure we read this exact same story this time last year. Or was it the year before? Hmm...

Corey Feldman admits he was molested by a gang Hollywood pervs. And no it didn't include MJ.

The Top 12 Hottest Female Guitarists Ever. (via thighmaster)

Limelight Estate Avalon closes its doors on July 24th. In its next life, it will be a music venue. FAB hopes it has better karma next time around.

Julia just can't win when it comes to food service personnel. FAB still chuckles to herself remember this whole dining services flap during our junior year.

"Commuters who pay the Ga. 400 toll with cash may be delayed this morning as the State Road and Tollway Authority conducts a survey from 7:30 a.m. until noon on northbound and southbound lanes." May? Be? Delayed? Wait, is this a joke or something because we, like, totally don't get it.

To Live and Date in New York + the internet + network television = Hooking Up

So are we gonna get, like, an entire new Supreme Court lineup or something?

Quote of the Day: "Sometimes, when people are constipated, you
gotta help them out." - Bobby Brown (via popbitch)

"WINE growers in southern France, eager to alert holidaymakers to the crisis hitting the industry, will hand out 400,000 bottles later this month at toll booths and along rural roads in the region." We know there's a joke in here somewhere. But frankly, we're just too hungover this morning to make it.