Fat Asian Baby

We haven't got much today, but we do feel obligated to tell you that the Backstreet Boys will be at the Gwinnett Arena tonight because we once* tried to sneak into Bercy to see Britney Spears, not because we were trying to be ironic, but because we were absolutely convinced that if she could meet us, Britney would adore us in much the same way we adore her. Oh yeah, and we were a little drunk.

*And by "once," we mean last summer.