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Britney wants to design maternity wear. "There's so much unappealing stuff out there for moms-to-be I have so many ideas about more modern, funkier designs."


Page Six calls it like it is. Fabian Basabe described as both a "socialite" and an "orangutan" for swinging from the rafters of a Hamptons club before stripping naked, rubbing up against unsuspecting male clubgoers, and somehow landing on top of the beastly Lizzie Grubman. In other news, Lizzie Grubman still hangs out in the Hamptons?

Honey, does this make me look fat?

Kris Benson's ho wife got kicked out of the World Series of Poker last weekend for being a total ho being difficult. Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't really stay there.

Hey guys! That package you ordered from Amazon? It might bring Anna Kournikova to your doorstep.

Angelina is a kinky fuck. Like we didn't already know that.

The Spice Girls are in the studio recording their "comeback" album. And by "in the studio" we mean Mel C and Emma Bunton are thought to be recording in London, Geri Halliwell is doing her bit from her holiday in the South of France, Victoria Beckham is staying put in Madrid, while Mel B is doing her vocals in Los Angeles. No doubt we have a hit on our hands.

The new Miss South Carolina, Erika Grace Powell, was in an Atlanta restaurant when she broke open the fate-filled cookie with the message, "You will receive a title of high honor."

White House politely looks the other way when Karl Rove is caught with his pants down around his ankles.

Pitchfork reviews Arcade Fire's EP re-release.

Snoop doesn't want to divorce Mrs. Dogg after all.