Friday, July 01, 2005
Pardon our French, but what the fuck is going on with Liam Gallagher? The self-proclaimed "tender, beautiful, and loving guy" has opened his heart to the Jesus and is trying lead his kids down the straight and narrow. We're so confused.
Does this water taste funny to you?
Jessica Alba 1, Shark 0.
Countdown to Jennifer Aniston's public marble drop continues.
Turns out that if you're rich, it doesn't matter that you're old and crusty, hot chicks will still dig you. Interesting.
The Brooke Shields/Tom Cruise feud comes to the pages of the Paper of Record.
President Bush actually does something useful.