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Hilary Duff thinks her private life is her own. Foolish child. FAB wonders if this means she wants us to stop talking about her teeth.

Freddie Prinze Jr. stands by his woman. How sweet. And we're totally not being sarcastic. Seriously.

Amanda Peet is engaged to some screenwriter guy.

Courtney Love was rushed to the hospital the other night because she was feeling faint. Now normally we'd make some Lindsay Lohan-related joke about how it can't possibly be from her new diet, but it seems that Court's a bit pissy about the recent media attention surrounding her weight gain since getting clean. And for once we think the lady has a point. So we'll duly shut up now.

In other news, Courtney's a bit miffed that Frances Bean wasn't invited to Sawyer Spielberg's Bar Mitzvah. Apparently* the two are buddies from horseback riding together.

The Frost/Law kids' new nanny is a total dog. Natch.

Miss Seventeen: female high school grads, ages 18-21, in a tricked-out TriBeCa loft. There, besides pillow-fighting and back-stabbing, they will compete for the title of "Miss Seventeen," with the winner earning a college scholarship, a paid internship at the mag and her face on the cover. Brought to you by MTV. Natch. In other news, we do believe Page Six referred to Barnyard grad and fuhrer of Seventeen magazine, Atoosa Rubenstein, as "ravishing."

And again more blog outtery. Didn't anyone tell these ladies that anonymous blogging is, like, so last season?

Speaking of fashionista backstabbery, did you know that Anne Hathaway was cast in the Lauren Weisberger Andrea Sachs role of the film version of Lauren Weisberger's touching literary triumph, The Devil Wears Prada?

Lenny Kravitz wants you to stop smoking around him. "Lenny doesn't like to make a fuss, but his voice is his livelihood and he's prepared to go to any lengths to protect it." Sorry sweetheart.

Joss's junk wasn't good enough for the Gap.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, a nominated councillor in East Africa, has offered 20 head of beef cattle and 40 goats in exchange for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage.

*We probably shouldn't mention this because it's totally out of line and he's a really sweet space cadet kid, but we will anyway because we have no tact. We're somewhat familiar with young Spielberg, and let's just say we're highly skeptical about the suggestion that Sawyer could successfully mount a horse long enough to participate in any equestrian related activities. And let's leave it at that, shall we?