Friday, July 22, 2005

Memo to FAB Coworkers 

We have a very nice, spacious office bathroom by Bosnian standards. This bathroom, because it is a single-server and does not involve stalls is rather conducive to mid-afternoon dump taking. We understand this. We do it too. Because this is Bosnia, this nice, spacious office bathroom, however nice and spacious it may be, is walled in cement and blessed with neither a window nor a fan. So if you take a shit and then close the door, when an innocent victim, say, for example, FAB, opens the door hours later in the hopes of taking a wee piss, she will be punched in the face by your hours-old shit stink. So for the love of God, JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN.

Thank you.

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