Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Overheard in New York: Homo Edition 

Middle-aged guy: You know, somebody needs to tell gay men that they're not 17 year old girls.

--David Barton Gym, 23rd Street

Guy: Hey, can I get some cigarettes?

The newsstand man just rocks back and forth mumbling something.

Guy: Excuse me, can I get some cigarettes?!
Newsstand man: ...Yes, sir. Cigarettes. Sorry, I was praying.
Guy: Oh. I thought you were masturbating.

--Times Square newsstand

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