Friday, July 15, 2005
Tits and Pieces
You knew it had to surface sooner or later. And quite frankly, we're surprised it didn't happen sooner. Fourteen minutes, Colin? We hardly knew ye.
Despite pressing charges, Cameron Diaz thinks her titties look pretty damn good in those pictures, thank you very much.
And while we're on the subject, Jack Osbourne has Kimberly Stewarts fake ones hanging on his wall.
Garrison Keillor thinks Atlanta drinks too much and talks too loud. We know someone else who would join in Keillor's crusade against rude fans.
Jessica Simpson is a freebie whore.
When Ali G attacks.
When Hugh Grant attacks.
Eminem and 50 Cent tour bus crashes into tractor trailers.
Zach Braff and Mandy Moore call it quits. Yawn.
Pot meet kettle.
Why Mr. Pettibone, that's so, like, totally meta of you.
