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Greenday clean up at the VMAs.

Some dude shoots Suge Knight outside Kanye West's VMAs party. Shockingly, the shooter was described only as a black male.

FAB once again pats self on the back for deciding to move to Atlanta instead of New Orleans.

Having finished trash talking on Cup a Soup, indie film golden girl Gwyneth takes aim at Brad and Jen. Indie film golden girl?

Bai Ling even more deranged than her fashion sense would suggest.

Lawrenceville family wakes up to find someone took a dump on their porch, egged the house, burned and spray painted swastikas into the lawn and in front of the house. Police unsure whether incident constitues hate crime.


Roman Polanski Targets Young Audience. Snicker.

NY Daily News dishes hackneyed sound bytes about CDs to be released in the fall from the Dandy Warhols, Iron and Wine/Calexico, Sigur Ros, Dar Williams, Ryan Adams, Babyshambles, India.Arie, Jet, Fiona Apple. Franz Ferdinand, the Darkness, My Morning Jacket, Scissor Sisters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outkast, Dr. Dre, TATU, My Chemical Romance, FeFe Dobson, Wilco, Madonna, Shakira, Ashlee Simpson, and a bunch of other people. FAB particularly enjoyed their characterization of CocoRosie as "Billie Holiday being excreted through a sausage grinder." And they even liked that one too.

Ever the picture of a glowing growling mother to be, Britney rips one into Jamie Lynn's 13-year old costar.

Elizabeth Hurley to wed used-up Indian tycoon. In other news, Thaicoon and Sushi Bar on Briarcliff has pretty decent sushi.

"As far as coffee goes, though, I'd say espresso gets the job done - it goes right to your nipples!"

Alidjflakjalsdkflkaelkjad. Wait. Sorry, sorry. We're just not used to seeing "Pete Doherty" and "healthy lifestyle" in the same sentence.

Feist announce tour dates. They're forgoing Atlanta but will be at the Georgia Theater in Athens on November 16th.

Even Pitchfork wants to suck Kanye's dick.