Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Apples and Oranges
Tara Reid makes vague threats to the world.Some dude named Matt Damon is desperate to be Baby Violet Garfleck's godfather.
Everybody give a big "Howdy!" to Tribe member Scarlett Johansson. (via Thighmaster)
In the world of B-List celebrities and VIP perks, how's a girl supposed to know those aren't her chicken wings?
Chattahoochie River water + a shit ton of salt = instant fake ocean.
Pastor Joe Simpson preaches the gospel: "When we were in church work, they wore bikinis and short shorts. People in the church got mad at me then, but we believe that what's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside."
Hey boys, Keira Knightley needs some TLC.
Sorry baby, were you talking to me?
Marc Cohn shot in the head during a carjacking in Denver.
Jeanine Pirro makes vague threats to the world.
Wanted Bosnian Serb paramiliatary leader arrested in Argentina. What is it about war criminals turning up in Argentina?
