Fat Asian Baby

FAB's beastly doppelganger Kimora Lee Simmons brings the world yet more shit we never knew we needed and are pretty sure we still don't.

Ohmygod! Tara Reid's milkbags are, like, totally fake. It's a shame that Tara was the last one to get the breast memo. How embarrassing.

Mark Wahlberg embraces his third nipple. In other news, is FAB the last one to get the memo on Mark Wahlberg's THIRD NIPPLE?

Newsflash: America getting even fatter than we already are. Inconceivable.

Images of Cabbagetown. (via Neon Poisoning)

Keanu Reeves is shtupping Dianne Keaton.

Starlets in Chadors.

Radiohead start their very own weblog, which, for those unfamiliar with the term, is like a kind of online journal.

Your Sufjan Stevens-related post of the day, because everybody's doing it.

Eva Longoria accuses Hollywood of being one giant incestuous fuck pool.

Ohio gets busy.

Token gestures acknowledging all the darkies permanently confined to war and poverty-ravaged regions is, like, all the rage now in the music industry.

Gwyneth Paltrow forces baby to do yoga.