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The Simpson/Lachey divorce rumors are swirling once again and with increasing credibility. But quite frankly, if they're not going to show the marriage combust live on television, then we're really not that interested.

Speaking of which, Jessica resents the suggestion that that isn't 100% pure Simpson ass in the Dukes of Hazzard.

Not to be outdone, Babyshambles surfaces somewhere in England just long enough for tongues to start wagging again.

Mosquitos set to take over Atlanta. If you're looking for FAB, she'll be locked in her bedroom, lathered in DEET for the next eight weeks.

Bobby Brown: Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now. Baruch HaShem for reality television without which these personal embarrassments that really should never come to light would never have come to light. Amen.

The Rubber Soul tribute thingy is shaping up quite nicely.

Sex with Angelina Jolie or Camel Lights? Tough one.

Yellow Fever designer gets his ass kicked by a Victoria's Secret Model.


"I get paid to make out with Ewan McGregor and roll around in bed all day. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it."

In keeping with the trend of popular bands nearly self destructing and then living to tell all, Justin Hawkins admits he almost quit the Darkness. How original.

Yes I have a PhD in Air Guitar. Sweet.

Breaking News: when people get wasted, they have a tendancy to call people they really probably shouldn't be calling and telling them things they really probably shouldn't be telling them. We have no idea what you're talking about. Really.

Your grandpa wants your ecstasy.

National Genius backs Intelligent Design in the schools. Shocking.