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Las Vegas Convention Center security kicked the Game out of a trade show he was attending to promote his new line of kicks. Apparently officials were afraid Suge Knight would show up at a LAS VEGAS FASHION TRADE SHOW looking for retaliation cause hey, they're black, they're into hip hop, they're men, they have guns, ooooooh!

President Bush considering asking America to, like, cutback on energy consumption or something. Quite frankly, we have no idea what he's talking about.

"He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace."

Ronald Lauder versus Thomas Doherty.


Robert Downey Jr. versus Ron Perelman.

Her Duffness thinks Jessica and Britney are immature.

Pitchfork: all Bloc Party, all the time.

Sorry guys, Keira Knightley's moved on to some Australian pop star.

Johnny Knoxville has a small weenie.

"There is to be no pork in the food or in the vicinity of 50 Cent's dressing room." At least he's keeping it safe.

Newsflash: Naomi Campbell gets into bitch slapping catfight with another model.

Newsflash: Nick and Jessica are tired of each other.

Kate Bush is back.

Your Sufjan Stevens-related post of the day.

Cingular set to introduce a Motorola phone that can play iTunes downloads.