Fat Asian Baby

Normal-sized woman to strut the catwalk at Jean-Paul Gaultier.
Tara Reid just wants a chance to show the world that she's a good actress.

FAB can't wait to get her filthy paws on "Matzoh Ball Gumbo: Culinary Tales of the Jewish South."

William Weld switches teams.

Judith Miller agrees to testify.

Sienna Miller may or may not have miscarried Jude's baby that she may or may not have been carrying. Oh the uncertainty.

Wild gorillas caught using tools.

Pitchforkers go all gooey for Amadou and Mariam's Dimanche à Bamako.

NYPost strikes Blind Item gold: Which soon-to-be-divorced celebrity carries on a secret life in the apartment above his garage? His wife put up with his same-sex philandering for years, but she finally got annoyed with his long-term relationship with a singer staying above the garage . . . Which restaurateur was dumped by a very pretty Asian woman? She complained that clinching with him was like "being crushed by a boulder and getting stabbed by a No. 2 pencil all at once" . . . Which handsome reality TV host rudely insulted two young ladies at the bar in the W Hotel in Times Square with ungentlemanly remarks about the girls' chests? He then called an escort service and was partying with a Russian call girl 20 minutes later.

Liz Taylor ready to join Richard Burton for some pie in the sky.

OK! magazine shells out another $3 million for Ashton and Demi kabbalah orgy.