Thursday, September 29, 2005
Tara Reid's "hooters are under control" which means that there shall be no more of this. Damn.
Kate Moss hiding out at Arizona
L. Lo plans to show off her healthy new body on the cover of Vanity Fair. All of it.
Blur to record new album as a three piece.
Bridezilla gifts the country with a literary masturbatory masterpiece, "Shine: A Physical, Emotional, and Spiritual Journey to Finding Love." Please excuse while we step outside to vomit.
Valentino continues his shit-talking spree, this time targeting Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan. FAB can't wait for the backlash to begin.
The gays plan to erect a Kylie statue on London's Old Compton St. (via Popbitch)
Headline of the day: Arctic Ice Melts Faster As It Gets Warmer. FAB considers career as rocket scientist.
Charlotte Church thinks Halle's "tits are bloody fantastic."
It'll be a Ralph Lauren yawnfest for Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong.
Caribou jumps on the DVD bandwagon, announces tour dates.
Leaving Brooklyn Oy Vey!