Fat Asian Baby

Verily the tiny elves responsible for the New York Times food section are plotting pure evil and the ultimate destruction of the Fat Asian Baby. They have bestowed us with a preview of tasty looking restaurants that FAB can never hope to afford, set to open in a city in which we no longer reside*. So listen up, elves: Please stop. I am very hungry and quite certain that you are killing me.

*Physically, that is. Our legal residence status is another story entirely and, for our purposes here, of no consequence.