Fat Asian Baby

Has the Spederline spawn arrived? UPDATE: As per usual, the Spederline spokesperson spoils all the fun of rampant unfounded speculation. Feh.

It turns out there's such a thing as a celebrity bartender.

Charlotte Church wants to share her ample bosom the Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson.

Portia De Rossi apparently unaware of the existence of Massachusetts.

Emory med student on trial for having sex with men without disclosing his HIV-positive status.

The Darkness plots comeback.

Salt-N-Pepa and En Vogue to reunite at VH1's Hip Hop Honors.

Fortunately, the Tyra Banks lookalike has found her calling as a porn star. Praise Jesus.

The new Echo & the Bunnymen to hit stores September 20th.

Elijah Wood tries to laugh off the internet's pretty much unanimous agreement that he likes to make sweet sweet love to other boys.

Someone done taken old fashioned mac 'n' cheese and, God bless 'em, had the ingenious idea of deep frying it.

"I hope the Palestinian Authority will come to its senses and not allow barbarism and vandalism to rule over the synagogues." Nope. Apparently not so much.

Pitchfork sourfaces do Sigur Rós.