Thursday, October 27, 2005
Surely The End Of Days Is Near
Brandon Flowers is the new Axl Rose.David Lee Roth is the new Howard Stern.
First the Red Sox and now the White Sox? What's next? A cure for cancer?
Gwinnett to continue dumping shit into Lake Lanier.
Prince Harry ordered to drop trou.
Steve Coogan denies knocking up Courtney Love. Wouldn't anybody?
Janet Jackson denies daughter.
FAB is waiting patiently for the inevitable Margherita Missoni/Francesca Versace catfight.
DMX heads to the Big House.
FAB wants Chloe.
Rivers Cuomo gives up sex and returns to Harvard. Or returns to Harvard to give up sex.
