Fat Asian Baby

"She is a 23-year-old mom who was in amazing shape before she got pregnant and was able to get back in shape after the baby arrived." And no she's not depressed either.

Dreadful ATL song persists.

Breaking News! Most Americans doubt President Bush's honesty. Where was everyone a year ago?

Where was Barbara Bush a year ago? One Popbitch reader was at a Texas dinner party recently and sat next to a friend of Barbara Bush, Dubya's mother. Over the meal she confided that the Bush family only evercalled the President by his rather patronising family nickname, "Junior". And that on a recent hunting trip she'd asked Barbara what George was like.

"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed.
"He's not like the rest of us."

Mrs Bush's friend leant towards our source to explain. "Here in Texas... that means he's stupid."

Breaking News! Publicists, they lie about their clients' sex lives, even if their client is the daughter of a former president and nobody really wants to know about her sex life in the first place.

"You have a cock in your mouth, dear. This really is no time to pose."

As their album release nears, the Strokes will play "secret" club shows in several cities that most likely will not include Atlanta.

Exit MK, enter L.Lo.

"If you were a hipster, you wouldn't go to Yale." Oh the funny.

ScarJo looking rough.

Pete Doherty actually doesn't fuck something up for once. Listen to it here. Of course, he can't seem to figure out where he put his bloody passport, but FAB can relate.

Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks finally retract their claws.

Russell Crowe throws a public temper tantrum. Yawn.

Suck it, Blockbuster.

Even Paris' diamonds are fake. Classy.

And she's been prank calling exBFF Nicole Richie. Classy.

The Out 100 to hit newstands next week. Super.

Gay Quebecois politician's popularity increases when he admits that he did, in fact, snort. Genial!

Oprah will never tie the knot with Stedman. Smart lady.

Baby Spice grows up.