Fat Asian Baby

Anna Nicole steps up to bat for the other team.

KFed attempts to shake tailfeather, falls off podium, breaks hand.

Much to our surprise and dismay, Tara Reid successfully completes another decade.

Bitter ex-Sub Pop employee selling Postal Service Give Up gold record on Ebay. (via Pitchfork)

GQ names Jennifer Aniston Man of the Year. Um, nice boobies.

FAB can only dream of being assaulted with Easy Cheese.

Alito flip flops on abortion?

John Lennon's killer, still crazy after all these years.

Google continues quest for world domination.

"For a sizable group of people in their 20's and 30's, deciding on their own what drugs to take - in particular, stimulants, antidepressants and other psychiatric medications - is becoming the norm." In other news, FAB is fresh out of Vicodin and could clearly benefit from Adderall. Anybody?

Hello favorite holiday of the year.

In other news, some helpful tips on how to safely deep fry your turkey.

Bright Eyes live not too whiney.

Scotty to be beamed up.

Charlotte Church hates her legs.

50 Cent continues quest for world domination.

For some reason, Madonna just keeps on yakking away.