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It seems that starring in crappy movies and being married to the man responsible isn't quite enough for Madonna.

WHICH hard-partying hottie has herpes? The unlucky gal is notorious for calling her pharmacist and screaming that her Valtrex prescription be filled "Now! It's an emergency!" The pharmacist is sick of how she treats him and is telling other customers about her blistery problem . . . Now who on earth could this be?

In other news, authorities seize Paris' monkey. The little one.

Elton to tie the knot next month.

Buckhead positioning to become the Beverly Hills of the South. Snicker.

NJ developers hope to preserve the area's heritage by incorporating 60 ft beer bottle from old PBR brewery into local park

Britney's publicists get their claws in the Daily News.


This time around, Pitchfork claims to adore charming little Swedish songster Jens Lekman.

And hell yeah, Isaac Hayes.

Mr. T makes a comeback.

Zaha Hadid designs cool new science museum in Germany.

In other news, someone at the Times Magazine blames Le Corbusier for the French riots. Cute.

American Media didn't get the memo from Captain Obvious. In other news, the people who work for Star magazine are apparently called "reporters."

Ivana trumps Donald with an even younger toy. Ew.

Man pushed into oncoming 7 train.

Take That come back.

The New York Times tries to incite the liberals into giving a shit but spends more time gazing at them backwards Africans and largely misses the point.

Morrissey. Talks About. New Album.