Fat Asian Baby

No boobs for Mischa Barton. She likes being understatedly sexy.

Sarah Silverman's Give The Jew Girl Toys. (via Stereogum)

PodDater. Yeah, you heard me: PodDater.

Big brains = small balls

Woman mistakes queso fresco for coke.

Not to be confused with Coke's new slogan and disgusting coffee drink.

Kelly Osbourne dumped once again.

CBGB's to take final bow next Halloween.

Kansas ranks last in school science standards. Oh how his noodley appendage is long.

Jay Z and Beyonce to tie the knot next summer.

Apparently that ring Barbara Bush was sporting on her left ring finger is not an engagement ring. It's just a left ring finger ring.

Filmmakers cut Christopher Robin from the Pooh movie. What gives?

Oooh Oooh Oooh! Arctic Monkeys album details! (Was that hip enough?)

Pitchfork's panel nominates pretty much everyone whose anyone for the New Pantheon Awards.

Grammy nominators all atwitter over Mariah, Kanye, John Legend.

Apparently there are more Chinese restuarants in the US than McD's, BKs, and Wendy's combined.

The Donald dishes the disses.

Croatian General Ante Gotovina captured in the Canarie Islands.

The Mallomars are back!

New Buffalo.

Tunnel diggers hit a wall.

New Order. Singles. Pretty Good.

Jacko shame spiral continues.