Fat Asian Baby

"I need to be able to go to yoga and work out and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that's what makes me happy. You know? Like, papers don't really make me happy." From your lips, to God's ears, my friend.

Much like Marie Antoinette, Kirsten Dunst has endured intense pressure from a young age.

This year's hottest bands tell the Guardian who they think will be the hottest bands in 2006.

Music publishers crusade against online lyrics sites.

The Shins talk to NME.

The Mets find Franco.

New day, new man for Hohan.

DJ AM used to be a fatty. FAB wants her stomach stapled.

Team Holmes/Cruise expecting a test tube boy.

The maple syrup smell is back.


Atheist finds God.

Let the countdown to the very public Foxy Brown meltdown begin now.

Motown singles: pretty damn good.

Bush handlers maintain Jenna has never been to the Lower East Side.

Gamers outsource early rounds.

Pilot union to strike against Delta.

BRMC announces 2006 tour dates, to hit the Roxy on Feb. 27th.

Dita Von Teese admits she likes a little bondage in the bedroom, earth is round.

Prince closes the deal.

Buy Brad Pitt's yearbook on Ebay. (via cityrag)