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Britney gives Kevin a Time Out. And takes away his Ferrari. Ouch.

Foxy Brown is almost completely deaf.

Atlanta ranked 4th most literate city in the nation.

Fergie admits the obvious. Even your publicists couldn't explain this.

Scientists discover it's ok to be a fat ass alcoholic as long as you're also a caffeine addict. Sweet.

Jessica and Nick's assistant gets all googly eyed for her fallen hero. In other news, Jessica may have also boinked that Maroon 5 guy.

Redneck Tummy Tuck brought to you by duct tape. Why didn't FAB think of that?

Uma claims she's still on the market. Take that, Andre.

Pharrell wants to help you get laid. Seriously.

Anybody want to see Jennifer Aniston's boobies? Anybody? Anybody? Didn't think so. Next.

Boy George joins Antony on stage.

Ian Schrager will let poor people into his hotel too.

Kanye West does Santa Monica High.

Stream the trailer for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Rachel Weisz is with child.