Fat Asian Baby

Holy homos, Batman! Clay Aiken has been outed! Nooo! I refuse to believe it. This man? Gay?

Kanye's dad calls him out.

Monkeys on ice. Why? I don't know.

In other news, Arctic Monkeys poised for total domination.

Sienna plays the beard.

Grandaddy passes on.

The Sun's Music Picks for 2006.

Watch this cool video of Stardust reentry.

Avril Lavigne comes roundabout in the circle of irony.

Stream Goldfrapp's Ride a White Horse video.

Nicole Kidman follows in Angie's footsteps.

Indie Interviews takes on Voxtrot.

AJC tips on how to celebrate the Lunar New Year in food.

NYTimes foodie tips on how to celebrate the Lunar New Year.

Britney reportedly spotted laughing. Laughing, I tell you!

Happy Birthday, ole boy.

Pete Doherty to stay in jail for a while.

Queen Esther buys another house, apparently still married.