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"Actually, I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn't have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print." Like, totally.

In a victory to small sized people everywhere, Hobbit scores Evangeline Lilly.

Pandering to minority voters, Spitzer taps cross-eyed dude as running mate.

Paris decides to leave a little something to the imagination. Paris. Leaves. To the imagination. Cough.

J.Lo and Skeletore may have spawned. Be afraid.

Arctic Monkeys. So hot right now. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Stream When the Sun Goes Down video.

Stream When The Sun Goes Down video.

Former music teacher tries for his 15 minutes.

Guns 'n' Roses may reunite. Axl probably just delusional. Flippin' sweet.

Does this still constitute "news?"

Flaming Lips track list.

NY Daily News shameless ode to the FABtackular doppelganger.

Sirius censors Stern.

How to get non-RIAA music like a pro. (via largehearted boy)

Pasty giraffe to wed.

Cat Power's the Greatest sorta great.

NBC pulls plug on West Wing and Will & Grace. In other news, Dick Wolf still king.

Lou Reed calls the Factory Girl cast "a bunch of whores" and proclaims the film "one of the most disgusting, foul things I've seen — by any illiterate retard — in a long time." Sweet.

Dressing like you're homeless so totally hot right now.

La Blogotheque interviews Jose Gonzalez.