Fat Asian Baby

FAB was going to make some tasteless reference to Chloe Sevigny here, but that isn't even the half of it.

The New York Times discovers Sufjan Stevens.

The Golden Globes. Blah, blah, blah.

Vanity Fair is the new Vanity Fair.

Mixing food with architecture photoshop contest.

View the trailer for Outkast's movie.

Eminem's grandmother points out the obvious.

TV in bedroom halves your sex life.

Diana DeGarmo heads to Hairspray.

Is the train wreck finally over? (2nd item down)

Brit and Spederspawn looking fugly.

Matt Damon spawns a girl.

Halle Berry will spawn with you.

NASA to probe Pluto.

LiLo does Sean Lennon.