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Miss Smith goes to Washington. And we must admit, she's looking pretty good.

Bob Ritchie still doing what he does best, though we're not entirely sure just what that is.

Vote in Paste Magazine's 100 Best Living Songwriters poll.

Tapes 'n Tapes: Best New Music.

You knew it had to happen sooner or later, the Dick Cheney action figure, complete with shotgun.

Smithsonian plans hip hop history exhibit.

TV on the Radio jump ship for Interscope.

Ludacris to guest on SVU.

Did Paris get a boob job?

The New York Times meets the New Republic's new editor. How new.

Watch video of college kids discovering what happens when you actually do 55 mph on the Perimeter.

Angelina has Brad by the nuts.

Rolling Stones plan big ass concert in China.

The Editors and Stellstarr* will be swinging by the 40 Watt on April 6th.

Usher encounter has all the makings of a good romance novel: "But he took me by surprise when he doubled back and thrust his finger in my face — his long manicured nail lightly grazing the tip of my nose."

Pete Doherty does something you'll never guess what it is but here's a clue it's something he's done before. Whoa.

James Frey, JD Salinger, and Thomas Pynchon, all in one delusional sentence.

Newsday get their third impression of the Strokes.

Is Hohan reverting?

Some British actress claims the perfect breasts must be up, perky, and round like a pair plastic half melons strapped to your chest.

Masster P faces trial for gun charges.

In a clear departure from her everyday life, Britney celebrates Fat Tuesday.

Janice Dickinson. Discuss.

Pitchfork tackles Merle Haggard. Or is it the other way around?

The Sex Pistols have words with the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.

In other news, chocolate linked to lower blood pressure.

FAB sketchy doppelganger poses with her ridiculous book, ridiculous coat, and don't get us started on the earings.