Fat Asian Baby

FAB has no idea how this is even humanly possible. It pretty much blows our world to bits, but verily God has smiled upon us this day. Let us all take a moment to thank the Baby Jesus for the magic of clinical trials and how they speak unto us the truth.

And in related news, how come nobody alerted me to the return of the Taco Bell Crunchwrap™ Supreme. I mean, everybody knows that the Double Decker Taco is FAB's most favoritist Taco Bell item ever and Taco Bell is one of FAB's most favoritist legal entities ever, so naturally the Double Deckeresque Crunchwrap™ Supreme and I are a match made in heaven.