Fat Asian Baby

Britney says she's not just fat, she's preggers. Ew.

Surgeon general says obesity bigger threat than terrorism. We're eating ourselves to death.

Celeb camera phone Oscar antics.

Mariah wants to eat FAB skanky doppelganger. Or vice versa.

Watch this very old Julia Roberts audition tape.

South Dakota becomes the first state to outlaw a woman's right to choose.

Charlotte gets NASCAR Hall of Fame, not Atlanta. FAB hopes this means we get Calatrava.

Metroblogging talks FAB favorite bakery, Alons. Watch out for the NY prices.

Belle and Sebatian's Stuart Murdoch on Fresh Air.

Juvenile gives a reality check.

Jakeypoo gets tips (or a picture is worth a thousand words).

Yanni thrown in the clinker for slapping his wife around.

Arctic Monkeys film release date. Wait, Arctic Monkeys film?

Daily News reviews Matisyahu's Hammerstein show. Turns out the super baal tshuva is from FAB's own hometown.

He died for their sins, so new UGA fraternity parties for Jesus H. Christ.

Canadia likes Arcade Fire after all. No explanation for George Clooney.

Watch the video for Morrissey's single You Have Killed Me.

Wallace and Gromit fans want statue.

Ali Farka Toure dies too young.

Kirby Puckett dies too young.

Dana Reeves dies too young.

Ashley Olsen smoking.

Spud sparks off 30-person mash up.

KFed puts on boxers (or a picture is worth a thousand words).

Whites to become minority in NY area. Get out your hood.

Lil' John ready to show off the goods.

Pitchfork recommends Neko Case.

Female First tries to pair up Keira Knightley and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Brad Renfro sentenced to rehab.

The Futureheads talk about their new album.

Mariah Carey invites fondling to prove she actually uses that workout equipment cluttering her crib.


Candace Bushnell goes to the dog.

Vintage Harlem Festival footage comes to light.

The Ataris to play the Knit.

Apparently FAB's not the only one who skipped the Oscars.

Goldie Looking Chain gets dumped.