Thursday, March 02, 2006

Masturbatory Goodness for the Unexceptional 

Because all bloggers are inherently narcissistic and probably dream of being plucked out of cyber obscurity by the supplicant literatti bearing huge signing bonuses, but not all of us can actually write. To meet this obvious need to spend money and explore different mediums for self-love, the capitalist process presents to you, blogger do-it-publishing. We're sure it would make a tasty Hannukah present for your Jewish parents. Look Ma, I may have dropped out of law school, but I'm, like, totally a published author now.

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