Monday, February 05, 2007
Dear Apple: Maker of iPods
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. And Fuck You again.
I still hate you and your stupid product that, against any semblance of a less-than-miniscule hair of common sense I may have once had, I keep on buying even though I get burned EVERY DAMN TIME.
* but from which past, present, and perhaps future behavior suggests I clearly have long since been forcibly separated.
Let's get a divorce.
Thank you and goodnight.
FAB
P.S. What do you suggest I do with my fancy new Bose In-Ear Headphones that I bought myself for Hannukah? Hmmm?
I still hate you and your stupid product that, against any semblance of a less-than-miniscule hair of common sense I may have once had, I keep on buying even though I get burned EVERY DAMN TIME.
* but from which past, present, and perhaps future behavior suggests I clearly have long since been forcibly separated.
Let's get a divorce.
Thank you and goodnight.
FAB
P.S. What do you suggest I do with my fancy new Bose In-Ear Headphones that I bought myself for Hannukah? Hmmm?
