Fat Asian Baby

Ok, so FAB just lost about 2,783 brain cells running several photos through a celebrity look-alike face recognition thingy. We can't show you the results, but suffice it to say that it was totally worth the sacrifice of those brain cells that were probably only involved in marginally daily functions such as picking split ends and scratching the fat asian belly button. In the future, if strange guys on the internet ask what celebrity FAB looks like, we are going to tell them that we are the spitting image of the love child of Ashton Kutcher and Eleanor Roosevelt.
Oh man. Sooooo worth it.