Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Oh How Life Imitates Art Imitating Life 

Does the reunion of Sienna and Jude mark a Closer-esque shift in power in which Jude actually becomes Sienna's bitch?

FAB scary doppelganger Kimora Lee Simmons earned $17 million last year. Clearly FAB isn't doing something right.

Emory student body president inexplicably declares war on Wash U.

Some assclown(s) stole the Brian Jonestown Massacre's trailer full of equipment. In seemingly related but actually totally unrelated news, their show tonight at the Earl has been cancelled, just so you know.

Juice Box leaks all over the internets.

New Nirvana Compilation on the way

Apparently Jack Osbourne gets laid.

"Steven and his wife [Kate Capshaw] have five children themselves and know some children for whom Ritalin does a lot of good. They took exception to what Tom said about the drug." Yep, we'll second that.

The Romijn-O'Connell engagement announcement comes on the anniversary of the Romijn-Stamos marriage. Take that, Uncle Jesse.

Yes, we have Korean food in Queens. Word.

A week after giving birth, she says: "I haven't done anything, the weight's just come off." And this is why we hate you in the sense that we love you but are just v. v. jealous.

They're unsigned wunderkinds, wait they're signing to a major label, wait no screw labels.

Lisa Dennison named new director of the Guggenheim New York.

How to turn your hamster into a fighting machine. Neat.

Pitchfork refuses to bow down before David Bowie.

Guy Ritchie seems to think his wife is immortal. In other news, his new movie actually sucks worse than his last one. Fascinating.

In other news, apparently John Popper is still alive.

The claws are back out between Tyra Banks and Video Vixen Karrine Steffans. Sweet.

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