Fat Asian Baby

David Beckham is a rock. And it seems that the old boy can't speak English either. (Though FAB has previously noted how the English aren't real big on, uh, English anyway.) This story is all kinds of funny on so many unintended levels. We can't even begin to imagine what the dinner table conversation must be like in the Beckham/Spice household. That is, if Vicky even goes through the motions of sitting down at a table in a room with lots of food for an activity ostensibly oriented around eating.